I bet you do!
If you’re one of the few people on the Internet that has yet to win a free Matt Cain Perfect Game DVD from the good folks at A+E Networks Home Entertainment/MLB Productions, well, I’ve got something great for you!
It’s a free Matt Cain Perfect Game DVD! Two of them to be exact!
This splendid, excellent, really awesome, super great DVD is filled to the brim with every single pitch, minute, and second of Matt Cain’s perfect game against the Houston Astros. It’s all in there: Matt Cain dominating Astros’ hitters, Gregor Blanco’s amazing, game-saving catch, some guy named Melky Cabrera playing LF for the Giants – literally, everything is in this DVD.
By law, I am obligated to mention that this DVD will improve your looks, fix your receding hair line, and give you six-pack abs.
Praise be unto Cain.
And it’s yours for free (freeeeeee).
All you need to do is fire up your own copy of MSPaint – or whatever free image program that’s on your computer – and draw a picture of why Matt Cain is so awesome. If you want to draw a picture of Matt Cain surfing on a rocketship, so be it; if you want to draw a picture of Matt Cain punching a T-Rex in the face, so be it; whatever you want to draw, as long as it includes one Matthew Thomas Cain, then so be it.
I’ll select my two favorite pictures, post them here on the site, and then award the artists (1) Matt Cain Perfect Game DVD.
If this sounds too good to be true, it’s not, dreams do come true. Email your entries to email@example.com with the subject AMAZING MATT CAIN OFFER. The contest will close next Thursday on September 27, 2012 at 12:00 PM.