Zito inner monologue: OK, Barry, don’t screw this one up. This guy is a really good hitter. Gotta come at him with my best stuff. Good thing me and Timmy have been working on my super secret weapon, codenamed E.E.P.H.U.S., on the side. You’ll never expect this one, sucker!
/throws ball 2 feet
/ball slowly rolls 50 feet
Crap.


