The next in my patented line of the why-god-am-I-doing-this series of Melky .gifs, I present to you a celebratory .gif that honors Melky Cabrera’s recent one-year, six million dollar deal with the San Francisco Giants baseball club.

I demand you give me satisfaction, forthright!

(This is what happens when I stop sleeping and drink too much coffee. Complaints can be directed to my email, where I will promptly ignore them.)