Here’s a list of players on the Giants 25 man roster whom I’m pretty sure are worse hitters than Orlando Cabrera
- Chris Stewart
- Nate Schierholtz in a boot
- Jeremy Affeldt
- Madison Bumgarner
- Matt Cain
- Santiago Casilla
- Steve Edlefsen
- Tim Lincecum
- Javier Lopez
- Guillermo Mota
- Ramon Ramirez
Leading off is a pretty important job. You get the most at-bats over the course of the game and what you do with them helps determine whether the team’s best power hitters even get a chance to drive in runs. (You may remember what those are). Bruce Bochy is currently leaving the leadoff job to the 14th best hitter on the worst hitting team in the NL. He is doing this for IMPORTANT STRATEGIC REASONS. No wait, I know, it’s because Cabrera asked to hit leadoff. It’s cool that Cabrera wants to be a contributor and all, but Bochy has to have a better system for determining who bats leadoff than I had for determining who was going to ride shotgun in high school.
This isn’t to say that the Giants offense sucks right now because Bruce Bochy disagrees with my offensive assessment of his players. The offense sucks right now because an already poor collection of hitters is hitting poorly by already established low standards. After all, the difference between one of Bochy’s angrifying lineups and the statistically optimized, by The Book lineup is only about 1 run every three games. You can’t polish a turd, but turd polishing is explicitly in Bruce Bochy’s job description.
Still, better is better than worse. You have to hope that either Bochy hits on a creative solution (bat Beltran leadoff?) or Andres Torres comes back and immediately starts getting on base again. You can’t really hope that the offense is going to be good for the stretch run. It is reasonable to hope that with a little help, they could be better.

