Dear Giants Defense: Please Stop

Published by on April 12, 2011 | 3 Responses
Outfield Alignment My Approximate Comfort Level
Ross, Torres, Schierholtz Curled up on the couch, with a comforter and hey! Top Chef is on.
Burrell, Torres, Ross Still on the couch, but I’m not sure where the remote is, and I think Teen Mom is on next.
Burrell, Torres, Huff I think there might be a spider on this couch. I’m probably imagining things.
Burrell, Rowand, Huff For some reason Ricky Gervais is here on the couch, and he won’t leave. JT Snow is also broadcasting the events in my living room. He’s throwing in as many long, awkward pauses as he can muster “just for fun”.

 

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Hazardass88
Hazardass88

How do you feel about a Ross, Torres, Huff outfield?

His Thrillness
His Thrillness

Almost spot on, except with the Burrell, Rowand, Huff outfield you left out sucking my thumb, fetal position, and wondering if I wet my pants, but being too afraid to check.

Rory Paap
Rory Paap

JT Snow is awful to listen to. Dan Uggla playing shortstop left handed in a bean bag is more graceful than Snow in a broadcasters booth. Also: spiders scare me. I "missed" the past two games. Well done.