3 responses to “Eugenio Velez Is The Best Baseball Player In The Universe.”

  1. Giantsfan4life

    For me, Eugenio Velez is part of the joy of being a baseball fan. He’s unique, an original. For one thing, there’s the look; the whispy beard, the wide eyes: he looks like Mr. Tumnus. If Mr. Tumnus played baseball, he’d also have Eugenio’s batting stance. I love the name: Eugenio- seven letters, five syllables. I love that he’s got some power–he’s such a skinny dude, he shouldn’t have any power at all, but he can really smoke the ball, sometimes. I love watching him run, and I love the look of lost-little-boy-despair when a routine ground ball clanks off his glove. He’s not actually a very good player, of course, but his versatility and speed give him some value, and he’s endlessly entertaining to watch. I love the way sabermetrics has expanded our understanding of the game of baseball, but I also love the quirks and oddities and off-beat wonders of the game. I love, for example, that there have been two guys in the history of the game named ‘Ontiveros’, and that both of them had the first name Steve. And I love Eugenio Velez.

  2. marcello

    Rabble rabble rabble, I hate change.

    Actually the new layout is kinda slick, although I liked the favorite/best posts section from the old layout.

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