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Chris
Chris

How's this for a bit: Cha Sueng Baek is probably going to pitch better than Barry Zito next season. And for $5,000M dollars less. Oh, is this a new routine you ask? Yeah, I like to call it 'Hilarious Crushing Reality'! Hilarious! If Peavy goes down, their rotation is going to be ug-lee.

MrLomez
MrLomez

Good god, the Padres are a fucking trainwreck. What the hell is going on with that franchise? So much for the Goldenboy tandem of DePodesta and Towers. When you see that rotation on paper, it's really shocking. Then when you add in the enormous likelihood of a major injury to at least one of Peavy or Chris Young, it gets even bleaker. And I almost started laughing when you said that Cha Sueng Bak might surprise some people. I get it, you're doing a bit right? Like that's some stand-up material you've been working on? Cha Seung Bak!?!?! Haha. Fun-Ee stuff. On the other hand, between the Dojos, D'backs and Giants, you have 6 of the best pitchers in baseball (I'm counting both Scherzer and Kershaw, who are FILTHY). Should be fun to watch.